The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9214. | casfrank (casfrank) | 48.51 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
| 9215. | Guddu (guddu86) | 48.50 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9216. | Sanji (kostiskond) | 48.50 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9217. | Gabriel (azomio) | 48.50 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 9218. | Drake (techboy81) | 48.50 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 9219. | stephan (stephan_t) | 48.50 | 86% | 2015-03-01 |
| 9220. | binu (skywalker) | 48.50 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 9221. | Sean (manbeervark) | 48.50 | 93% | 2014-01-25 |
| 9222. | Abhishek Kandulna (akabhi) | 48.49 | 94.7% | 2023-09-26 |
| 9223. | unholy (virus_) | 48.49 | 94% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9224. | Nakoa Blue (ashleet) | 48.49 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9225. | Zach (smileys) | 48.49 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9226. | Kush (geeky_noob) | 48.49 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9227. | fritz (fritz26) | 48.49 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 9228. | RIP Byron (superfrik) | 48.49 | 90% | 2015-11-14 |
| 9229. | kidz (kiefer) | 48.49 | 96% | 2013-10-28 |
| 9230. | mark anthony (markmordido) | 48.48 | 95% | 2012-01-14 |
| 9231. | rudude (rudude) | 48.48 | 94% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9232. | Nyp3r (nyp3r) | 48.48 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9233. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 48.48 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 9234. | Tommygun0509 (tommygun0509) | 48.48 | 98% | 2013-05-18 |
| 9235. | Ar (azzztec) | 48.48 | 85% | 2016-12-29 |
| 9236. | john (demoneye123) | 48.48 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9237. | Maku (maku) | 48.48 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 9238. | elipeta (elipeta) | 48.48 | 86% | 2014-04-21 |
| 9239. | Hunk..1 (ravi292799) | 48.48 | 89% | 2012-04-23 |
| 9240. | hajar (hajar) | 48.48 | 94% | 2012-05-05 |
| 9241. | Alex (auft) | 48.48 | 93% | 2018-09-14 |
| 9242. | hado (hado113) | 48.47 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 9243. | undral (kfr4536) | 48.47 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |