So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34872. | Alpha_ (alpha02beast) | 42.38 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34873. | straw (strawbear) | 42.38 | 96.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 34874. | sunny (scsaha) | 42.38 | 92% | 2018-07-05 |
| 34875. | Ad@rsh (lachikku2210) | 42.37 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 34876. | Jermine (jermine) | 42.37 | 94% | 2011-08-13 |
| 34877. | Chenye (yuchenye12) | 42.37 | 94% | 2012-03-04 |
| 34878. | Talha (talhapk) | 42.36 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 34879. | Vas (vas1) | 42.36 | 95% | 2014-03-27 |
| 34880. | Rohit (rohitnjan88) | 42.35 | 86% | 2013-04-11 |
| 34881. | Marco (marcop) | 42.35 | 95% | 2020-03-10 |
| 34882. | Dalia (snoppy366) | 42.34 | 96% | 2014-01-06 |
| 34883. | Korey (yellowdozer) | 42.34 | 91% | 2013-10-01 |
| 34884. | SimranJeet (simranjeet723) | 42.34 | 89% | 2017-04-27 |
| 34885. | Dang (namanhboi) | 42.33 | 91% | 2021-04-03 |
| 34886. | madanraj (madan) | 42.33 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 34887. | YAQUB ALI (yaqub25) | 42.33 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 34888. | Cuong (cuong1699) | 42.32 | 88% | 2012-12-07 |
| 34889. | Naruterador (ruddyhunter) | 42.32 | 93% | 2022-07-28 |
| 34890. | Naren (naru) | 42.32 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 34891. | Janice (janicebitely) | 42.32 | 97% | 2012-01-27 |
| 34892. | Lil' Joji (lil_joji_sucks_a... | 42.31 | 94% | 2021-06-24 |
| 34893. | Gang (gang2004) | 42.31 | 95% | 2022-10-23 |
| 34894. | [luu_nguyenphong@yh] (lnp2000) | 42.31 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 34895. | Moamen (moumin1) | 42.31 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 34896. | Enrico (enricodv) | 42.30 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 34897. | David (davand88) | 42.30 | 88% | 2017-04-02 |
| 34898. | Arpan (imarpan) | 42.30 | 92% | 2013-11-16 |
| 34899. | Ritik (beast2402) | 42.29 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 34900. | Ninh_MU (ninh_mu) | 42.29 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 34901. | allen (allencobi) | 42.29 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |