I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11482. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 82.54 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11483. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 82.54 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 11484. | Phil (psmesrud) | 82.54 | 97% | 2016-02-28 |
| 11485. | Karen (laike) | 82.54 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 11486. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 82.53 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 11487. | Sheaf (sheafshock) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 11488. | Stephen (sgt5d123) | 82.53 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 11489. | colin (mac_n_cheese_demarco) | 82.53 | 97% | 2017-05-08 |
| 11490. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 82.52 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 11491. | ヴィエット (hsdpa365) | 82.52 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 11492. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 82.52 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 11493. | Phillip (littlebigphil) | 82.52 | 96% | 2016-01-25 |
| 11494. | Diego (forka137) | 82.51 | 93% | 2017-02-08 |
| 11495. | Downsouthspy (drax_) | 82.51 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 11496. | Tobias (fatass1) | 82.51 | 93% | 2016-02-22 |
| 11497. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 82.51 | 99% | 2017-01-06 |
| 11498. | . (santashelper) | 82.50 | 93% | 2016-01-13 |
| 11499. | Carter (carterda_barter) | 82.50 | 96% | 2024-07-25 |
| 11500. | tstats[lukenator] (lukenator) | 82.50 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11501. | Tobias (tobbemias) | 82.50 | 94% | 2016-11-09 |
| 11502. | Ruby (rubyjem00) | 82.50 | 89% | 2015-10-13 |
| 11503. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 82.50 | 85% | 2017-04-26 |
| 11504. | Elena (monkpreston) | 82.50 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 11505. | Sorb (sorbetes) | 82.49 | 97% | 2024-12-20 |
| 11506. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 82.49 | 97.8% | 2023-11-14 |
| 11507. | Red (redsheep33) | 82.49 | 95.3% | 2023-10-15 |
| 11508. | Sebastian (tinerot) | 82.49 | 90% | 2017-04-25 |
| 11509. | Brayden (azinfoo) | 82.49 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 11510. | IRE (irelll) | 82.48 | 97% | 2025-01-03 |
| 11511. | Jonke (zoomboombang) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |