Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5739. | Slava (gilescope) | 43.86 | 95% | 2020-05-03 |
| 5740. | (aaronalias) | 43.85 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 5741. | Jessia (jessia25) | 43.84 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 5742. | (edddddddie) | 43.83 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5743. | (stickykees) | 43.79 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 5744. | (pinkypoo) | 43.79 | 93% | 2019-07-03 |
| 5745. | (malseelawi) | 43.75 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5746. | (jpirih) | 43.75 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 5747. | Raymond (ryzen_destiny) | 43.74 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 5748. | (vinay_sudheer) | 43.62 | 94% | 2018-03-08 |
| 5749. | (picicay) | 43.58 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 5750. | (jf1442) | 43.56 | 93% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5751. | (no2pzl) | 43.52 | 95% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5752. | (brogrian2002) | 43.49 | 95% | 2018-02-21 |
| 5753. | (ggnbakshi38) | 43.46 | 94% | 2020-07-30 |
| 5754. | (dmg5556) | 43.44 | 94% | 2018-01-23 |
| 5755. | (ruby_july) | 43.42 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5756. | (dooz) | 43.39 | 94% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5757. | (sped_demon) | 43.34 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5758. | Fernando (ferchip) | 43.29 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 5759. | (adamlissybenjamin) | 43.29 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 5760. | (thomasrj) | 43.28 | 96% | 2017-10-11 |
| 5761. | (vegaclaw) | 43.22 | 94% | 2018-08-31 |
| 5762. | (ravi_thermax28) | 43.22 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 5763. | (lucifer04) | 43.13 | 93% | 2018-08-14 |
| 5764. | (sheeple) | 43.12 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5765. | (y1266) | 43.08 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 5766. | (ashutoshmark18) | 43.03 | 94% | 2019-12-12 |
| 5767. | (jeanniejackson) | 42.98 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 5768. | (siddharthrajpal) | 42.96 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |