As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13680. | tstats[rtupps] (rtupps) | 76.13 | 94% | 2025-03-01 |
| 13681. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 76.13 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 13682. | isaac (darealjoemama) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13683. | scuba (scuba2x) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 13684. | Salem (dargana) | 76.12 | 93% | 2015-04-14 |
| 13685. | Rob (aftershock7) | 76.12 | 96% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13686. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 76.11 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 13687. | sean (tak32) | 76.11 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 13688. | Jack (montarones) | 76.11 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 13689. | anatoly (tolya) | 76.11 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 13690. | Michael (mcleo) | 76.10 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 13691. | (naturaladoption) | 76.10 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 13692. | Christina (peanut0718) | 76.10 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 13693. | CF (cfoodc) | 76.10 | 98% | 2016-03-08 |
| 13694. | Tanver (potatoe929) | 76.10 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 13695. | tylerfking1 (jordanpang) | 76.10 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 13696. | dholakdhum (dholakdhum) | 76.09 | 98% | 2025-02-18 |
| 13697. | Rubin (rubintypes) | 76.09 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 13698. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 76.09 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 13699. | Sid (sid3300) | 76.08 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
| 13700. | workmanLayout (mustelad) | 76.08 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 13701. | john (er3g10us) | 76.08 | 100% | 2016-03-20 |
| 13702. | M.H.Jim (_mhjim_) | 76.07 | 96% | 2026-01-30 |
| 13703. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 76.07 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 13704. | Jam (cayajam) | 76.07 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13705. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 76.07 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 13706. | Ramses (ram6) | 76.07 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 13707. | Pluto (paijwa) | 76.07 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
| 13708. | Rebecca (norebecks) | 76.07 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 13709. | Samonella (samonella_12) | 76.06 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |