The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29720. | zack (zack14) | 67.74 | 98% | 2011-06-17 |
| 29721. | Michael (mikeme1) | 67.74 | 94% | 2013-02-28 |
| 29722. | Hemant (hemantadil) | 67.74 | 95% | 2012-02-06 |
| 29723. | ✈FollowMe✈ (shamshadtahir) | 67.74 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 29724. | Antonio (whatabbout18) | 67.73 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 29725. | Jakub (meszka) | 67.73 | 97% | 2012-03-19 |
| 29726. | YT (pri3t4iz) | 67.73 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
| 29727. | dianjk (dianjk) | 67.73 | 95% | 2011-08-03 |
| 29728. | zi (zidan13) | 67.73 | 93% | 2011-07-20 |
| 29729. | tycage (tycage) | 67.72 | 98% | 2015-02-06 |
| 29730. | alex (1_mosu_1) | 67.72 | 94% | 2022-04-19 |
| 29731. | Jarel (jarel) | 67.72 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 29732. | Rhys (speedymole) | 67.72 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 29733. | Edward (kaspheronim) | 67.72 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 29734. | CptKlotz (cptklotz) | 67.72 | 92% | 2012-04-23 |
| 29735. | jack (jackmort) | 67.72 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 29736. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 67.71 | 92% | 2016-05-30 |
| 29737. | Ashish (almessi10) | 67.71 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 29738. | uncle jiggy (unclejiggy) | 67.71 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 29739. | Turtle (bigtripod) | 67.71 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 29740. | B (hydropi) | 67.71 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 29741. | Frank (imposter) | 67.71 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 29742. | Venom (_venom) | 67.71 | 96.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 29743. | meh (rubabbb) | 67.71 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 29744. | Pain (bald_sensei) | 67.71 | 95.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 29745. | aaron (aarondiel) | 67.71 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 29746. | Xavier (metallix22001) | 67.71 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
| 29747. | Devesh (titu_singh) | 67.70 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 29748. | Peter (randomperson927) | 67.70 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 29749. | Nate (domin) | 67.70 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |