The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8726. | (mike9500) | 49.19 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8727. | (pawanjha) | 49.19 | 92% | 2017-05-11 |
| 8728. | (dragondraken) | 49.19 | 94% | 2019-11-12 |
| 8729. | (supsr) | 49.19 | 91% | 2015-12-09 |
| 8730. | (chessmaster55) | 49.18 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8731. | little uzi (valstroyer) | 49.18 | 90% | 2017-02-19 |
| 8732. | (fabiolalz) | 49.18 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 8733. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 49.17 | 93% | 2012-12-14 |
| 8734. | (david19_) | 49.17 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 8735. | Andrew (andrew32baller) | 49.17 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 8736. | (gabdvorak) | 49.17 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 8737. | (bigblackroosters) | 49.17 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 8738. | (vhirsh12) | 49.16 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8739. | (allanomalley) | 49.16 | 86% | 2012-08-17 |
| 8740. | (murphy912) | 49.15 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8741. | (1kara) | 49.15 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 8742. | (yama_ste) | 49.14 | 94% | 2013-10-25 |
| 8743. | (cassavvi) | 49.14 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 8744. | (shawcha20) | 49.14 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 8745. | (hallelujahptl) | 49.14 | 90% | 2015-08-17 |
| 8746. | asdasdq (zorkaf) | 49.14 | 88% | 2011-11-16 |
| 8747. | Sergio (rtos) | 49.14 | 92% | 2014-07-15 |
| 8748. | Killuminati (ahmedali25jan) | 49.13 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 8749. | Quan (martinrockon) | 49.13 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 8750. | Dmitry (monreal) | 49.12 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 8751. | Snail (perseveringsnail) | 49.12 | 93% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8752. | (palli8367) | 49.12 | 93% | 2021-04-14 |
| 8753. | (lillybaez) | 49.12 | 89% | 2016-01-06 |
| 8754. | hunter (hunter667) | 49.12 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8755. | (bwoodwerk) | 49.12 | 96% | 2012-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |