So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33769. | kz (kzsimon) | 45.52 | 93% | 2016-01-19 |
| 33770. | Nurti (nurti07) | 45.51 | 94% | 2023-07-17 |
| 33771. | Muaz (muazsoopar) | 45.51 | 94% | 2023-08-16 |
| 33772. | vladchuk (vladchuk) | 45.51 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 33773. | Christian (cflores5683) | 45.51 | 90% | 2014-07-28 |
| 33774. | hr (hrkumar8084) | 45.50 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 33775. | Nhi (nhi_nguyen) | 45.50 | 93% | 2012-07-28 |
| 33776. | R3d (1ch1g0) | 45.50 | 91% | 2012-12-03 |
| 33777. | Ilana (ilana12) | 45.49 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 33778. | kajuyone (kajuyone) | 45.49 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33779. | Tomislav (besmrtnik) | 45.49 | 90% | 2012-10-12 |
| 33780. | C (cm_fitforlife) | 45.49 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 33781. | yousra (yousra234) | 45.49 | 98% | 2013-06-03 |
| 33782. | learning bone layout (plexi... | 45.49 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 33783. | Keely (ladysongbird) | 45.49 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 33784. | ayam penyet (angeli432agiean) | 45.49 | 83% | 2016-07-25 |
| 33785. | abdesettar dz (rtjhll) | 45.48 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 33786. | Petee (lambold) | 45.48 | 94% | 2022-06-25 |
| 33787. | (leunn) | 45.48 | 94.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 33788. | Mattew (princeofbelair69) | 45.48 | 90% | 2016-09-19 |
| 33789. | Namit (stranger001) | 45.48 | 84% | 2011-11-05 |
| 33790. | Sai Siva (ksaisiva) | 45.48 | 91% | 2016-06-13 |
| 33791. | Zar Zar ✰ (zarrow) | 45.47 | 89% | 2016-08-30 |
| 33792. | Ryan (robainnir) | 45.46 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 33793. | Laz (lazzo) | 45.46 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 33794. | Graham (fullsendrona) | 45.46 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33795. | youngboy (xthomasedwa) | 45.46 | 90% | 2016-12-12 |
| 33796. | christopher (something90) | 45.46 | 91% | 2018-06-23 |
| 33797. | maricel (mitch0319) | 45.46 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 33798. | David (atlsdrone) | 45.45 | 93% | 2021-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |