Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3946. | TuringTest (poweld) | 102.48 | 98.8% | 2024-06-26 |
| 3947. | Ranit (colemakgang) | 102.48 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 3948. | Huy (weee333) | 102.47 | 96.4% | 2024-01-17 |
| 3949. | Violet (fierypotato) | 102.47 | 97.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 3950. | Alma (almatrass) | 102.47 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 3951. | Luke221 (luke221) | 102.46 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 3952. | louis (suppressive) | 102.46 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 3953. | Owen (owen_mattson) | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 3954. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pancakeg... | 102.44 | 98% | 2024-05-25 |
| 3955. | Tony (complex) | 102.44 | 100% | 2021-11-09 |
| 3956. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 102.44 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 3957. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 102.43 | 96% | 2024-09-13 |
| 3958. | John (sunnyd_) | 102.43 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 3959. | P (pacochen) | 102.43 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 3960. | F. (yrebainahs) | 102.43 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 3961. | Lacey (xrumcajs) | 102.42 | 98% | 2020-12-23 |
| 3962. | OsuShallah (rstubtsc) | 102.41 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 3963. | Mindjolt (mindjolt) | 102.41 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 3964. | Orgalorrrrg (orgalorg) | 102.40 | 99.4% | 2024-07-15 |
| 3965. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 102.40 | 99% | 2024-07-23 |
| 3966. | skwerly (skwerl111) | 102.39 | 96.6% | 2024-07-15 |
| 3967. | Soren (sorengaming12) | 102.39 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 3968. | Rzn (rzn_) | 102.39 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 3969. | J (weather702) | 102.39 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 3970. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 102.39 | 99% | 2021-01-29 |
| 3971. | Ming (swamis) | 102.39 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3972. | C (meektaco) | 102.39 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 3973. | swooshmcgoosh (swooshmcgoosh) | 102.35 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3974. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 102.35 | 97.2% | 2023-09-02 |
| 3975. | garren (a_garr) | 102.34 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |