I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8283. | Brodey (brodeys17) | 91.32 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 8284. | Il Capitano (ilcapitano) | 91.32 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 8285. | John (tranbot) | 91.32 | 97% | 2019-12-25 |
| 8286. | DudaWamoFexburtze (neelazvi... | 91.31 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8287. | wow (kitzin) | 91.31 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 8288. | Joseph (josephchoi1116) | 91.31 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 8289. | Vakeels (skylake) | 91.31 | 99% | 2017-08-05 |
| 8290. | dasdr (dasdr) | 91.30 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
| 8291. | theo (mewtish) | 91.30 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 8292. | Karibas (albiones) | 91.30 | 99% | 2022-01-01 |
| 8293. | Uras (uracil_) | 91.29 | 98% | 2025-03-12 |
| 8294. | Zippy (zippydoodah) | 91.29 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8295. | Bibimbop (bibimbop) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 8296. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 91.29 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| 8297. | Sam (sae19) | 91.29 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8298. | IChun (lighttodie) | 91.28 | 95% | 2021-06-30 |
| 8299. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 91.27 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 8300. | Koalzy (koalzy) | 91.27 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 8301. | Nerx (rshield) | 91.27 | 96.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 8302. | Addie (adiale) | 91.26 | 97.7% | 2024-03-27 |
| 8303. | jacob (jacob_hrtn) | 91.26 | 97.5% | 2023-09-12 |
| 8304. | Calix (cjkache) | 91.26 | 95.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8305. | zombiezrcute (zombiezrcute) | 91.26 | 95.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8306. | CA66 (ksydry5) | 91.26 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 8307. | Shree (shreejo) | 91.24 | 97.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 8308. | Khaled (khaled2252) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8309. | Lagom (thelagom) | 91.22 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| 8310. | Eicy (eicymores) | 91.22 | 96.2% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8311. | Peter (portiz121803) | 91.22 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8312. | factualhatch (factualhatch) | 91.21 | 98.4% | 2023-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |