The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8455. | Wes (swes) | 50.00 | 95% | 2016-01-18 |
| 8456. | Brendan (redsoxrager) | 50.00 | 83% | 2014-02-10 |
| 8457. | darshan (da4shano) | 50.00 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8458. | Tung (ungom12) | 50.00 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 8459. | T-bage (rrraaadddaaa) | 50.00 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 8460. | HaloZombies (halozombies) | 49.99 | 99% | 2022-03-11 |
| 8461. | Aditya (oukisglaive) | 49.99 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8462. | Roc (arbitroc) | 49.99 | 97% | 2014-06-12 |
| 8463. | xristina (xristina) | 49.99 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 8464. | Yun Fei (felixshih) | 49.99 | 96% | 2013-06-07 |
| 8465. | Baker (skatman9010) | 49.98 | 94% | 2017-06-08 |
| 8466. | Michael George (lmech) | 49.98 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8467. | awais (awaisseo) | 49.98 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 8468. | keyman (lamjai) | 49.98 | 95% | 2018-06-10 |
| 8469. | Gang (gang2004) | 49.98 | 95% | 2023-03-04 |
| 8470. | tuvietthao (tuvietthao) | 49.98 | 97% | 2013-08-03 |
| 8471. | Akshay (akshaymkupnoor) | 49.97 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8472. | Pete (meta4) | 49.97 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 8473. | Flarco (flarcomegalul) | 49.97 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8474. | meryem (meryemcan) | 49.97 | 95% | 2016-05-25 |
| 8475. | noe jr (noevash) | 49.97 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 8476. | Zen (zenn) | 49.97 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 8477. | Jacob (rsclone) | 49.97 | 91% | 2017-05-03 |
| 8478. | ismail (anosolu) | 49.97 | 95% | 2012-04-05 |
| 8479. | tina (capirinha) | 49.96 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 8480. | mark (koyoto) | 49.96 | 90% | 2014-07-16 |
| 8481. | Ilia (kholkinilia) | 49.95 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 8482. | Daniel (ninjasaga12) | 49.95 | 90% | 2013-09-18 |
| 8483. | joseph (charm_joseph) | 49.95 | 89% | 2011-11-22 |
| 8484. | RaeLoni (raeloonietoon) | 49.95 | 89% | 2012-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |