So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26844. | Li yenn (1023885) | 58.01 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 26845. | Julius (juliusda) | 58.01 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 26846. | Kelven (agentbowtie) | 58.01 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 26847. | Felix (should_be_working_rn) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 26848. | sven (svenac20) | 58.00 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 26849. | Doofy (bwarkee) | 58.00 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
| 26850. | Brendan (busey12) | 58.00 | 95% | 2012-06-23 |
| 26851. | Blunt (blunt_machete) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-11-29 |
| 26852. | otoniel (nrtrwater) | 57.99 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 26853. | dianjk (dianjk) | 57.99 | 92% | 2014-06-06 |
| 26854. | Luis (papitas_leis) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 26855. | samuely (samuely) | 57.98 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 26856. | JMO (azjmorgan) | 57.98 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 26857. | Uzayr (wizz) | 57.98 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 26858. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 57.98 | 97% | 2015-11-07 |
| 26859. | joselito (joselitotanega@ya... | 57.98 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
| 26860. | hihi (telemori) | 57.97 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 26861. | Summer (suzumiya202) | 57.97 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
| 26862. | Grzegorz (ulxori) | 57.97 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 26863. | Aqilah (qylahnis) | 57.97 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 26864. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 57.97 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
| 26865. | Rubem (rubem.nakamura@gmail... | 57.97 | 89% | 2011-10-14 |
| 26866. | Dominic (dparrera) | 57.96 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 26867. | AznINspacE (azninspace) | 57.96 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 26868. | davide (dabide) | 57.96 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 26869. | Carl (gimaritis) | 57.96 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 26870. | cuhupro (cuhupro) | 57.95 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 26871. | huh yunjin enthusiast (spin... | 57.95 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 26872. | Maddox (microscopictopic) | 57.95 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
| 26873. | Blake (blakee) | 57.95 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |