And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9852. | ⭐Lawrenceee (robocreeps) | 98.16 | 96.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9853. | airfishey (airfishey) | 98.16 | 98% | 2011-11-15 |
| 9854. | Dolprat (mingspeedtyper) | 98.15 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9855. | Seed (pikubu) | 98.15 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 9856. | Hana (hanatf2) | 98.15 | 99% | 2020-08-11 |
| 9857. | pistonsnick (pistonsnick) | 98.15 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 9858. | Beast (flyeaglesfly) | 98.14 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 9859. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 98.14 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 9860. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 98.13 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 9861. | Andrew (cherryz) | 98.13 | 89% | 2014-06-08 |
| 9862. | Calvin (calvinsamuel04) | 98.12 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 9863. | Nathan (clarbuskoo) | 98.12 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 9864. | Anthony (avt5678) | 98.12 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 9865. | Sean (saustintaylor) | 98.11 | 94% | 2014-04-04 |
| 9866. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 98.11 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 9867. | Vi (fler) | 98.11 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 9868. | qwerty (jowk) | 98.10 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 9869. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 98.10 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 9870. | Sean (rrshift) | 98.10 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9871. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 98.10 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 9872. | corona (anonthrowaway) | 98.10 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 9873. | naber? (igungor) | 98.10 | 97% | 2016-09-07 |
| 9874. | Matti (djveslemoy) | 98.10 | 98% | 2012-09-12 |
| 9875. | Ginso (ginsophd) | 98.09 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9876. | mason (dagrothus) | 98.09 | 95% | 2012-10-28 |
| 9877. | evil (evilvillain) | 98.09 | 94% | 2012-11-01 |
| 9878. | plebberd (ppleb) | 98.08 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9879. | Ethan Jeff (hypernacho) | 98.08 | 96.2% | 2023-08-04 |
| 9880. | Sara (hentaiclockwise) | 98.08 | 88% | 2016-11-12 |
| 9881. | Django (django_unchained) | 98.08 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |