As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19908. | chakuch (chakuch) | 61.80 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 19909. | sylt (sylt) | 61.79 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 19910. | Zahven (zahven) | 61.79 | 94% | 2021-03-22 |
| 19911. | Dan (typistdan) | 61.79 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 19912. | Meg (creamerr) | 61.79 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 19913. | Afham (afhamhilmi) | 61.79 | 93% | 2017-11-03 |
| 19914. | Jimmy (jimbobicle) | 61.78 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
| 19915. | Umar (u_yousafzai54) | 61.78 | 95% | 2019-04-27 |
| 19916. | London (london_town) | 61.77 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 19917. | Roshan (hi2roshan) | 61.77 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 19918. | John (johntviet) | 61.77 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 19919. | namdo (huynhnamdo96) | 61.77 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 19920. | Charles (dccxvi) | 61.77 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 19921. | shinto (shintocv) | 61.77 | 99% | 2016-08-26 |
| 19922. | Semyon (saymon211) | 61.77 | 99% | 2020-07-07 |
| 19923. | rex (rex_k) | 61.76 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 19924. | fingerblaster (linn123321) | 61.75 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 19925. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 61.75 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 19926. | mel (melonzo) | 61.75 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
| 19927. | RR3d (rr3dtyper) | 61.75 | 93% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19928. | Jet (antireqch) | 61.75 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 19929. | Hailey (axtronox) | 61.75 | 94.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 19930. | organic (organic__filter) | 61.75 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 19931. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 61.75 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
| 19932. | Jay-Ar (itsjerr) | 61.74 | 94.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 19933. | Lex (akitgwapa) | 61.74 | 94% | 2023-04-18 |
| 19934. | omnomnomnom (omnomnomnomnom... | 61.74 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 19935. | marganets (marganets) | 61.73 | 97.1% | 2023-06-18 |
| 19936. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 61.73 | 95.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 19937. | Arun (aktomar0707) | 61.73 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |