So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28917. | bonbon (bonbonnie) | 54.78 | 98% | 2013-04-22 |
| 28918. | Ryan (rwhyan) | 54.78 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 28919. | Rajat (rajat_naiya) | 54.78 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 28920. | katia (grprt) | 54.78 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 28921. | Brandon (bmoney25) | 54.77 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 28922. | LM (leelomingllm) | 54.77 | 97% | 2015-04-11 |
| 28923. | Mingus (mingusrude) | 54.77 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 28924. | Robin (robin3000x) | 54.77 | 91% | 2013-02-25 |
| 28925. | LX (nguyenkien) | 54.77 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 28926. | Chris (cripsballin) | 54.77 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
| 28927. | Agnes (blahnikfash) | 54.77 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 28928. | RRiizzy (rrizzy) | 54.76 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 28929. | Abel (abelteha) | 54.76 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 28930. | Ivan (xamax) | 54.76 | 92% | 2012-09-21 |
| 28931. | Jenna (jenna1213) | 54.76 | 91% | 2012-05-17 |
| 28932. | Andrei (ab_racer) | 54.76 | 92% | 2014-09-13 |
| 28933. | Warrsy (warrsy) | 54.75 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 28934. | RR3d (rr3dtyper) | 54.75 | 93% | 2023-09-08 |
| 28935. | raging_wolf (raging_wolf) | 54.75 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 28936. | Boaz (boaz_reid143) | 54.75 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 28937. | Vu (vuta) | 54.75 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 28938. | Pesho (rosengacov) | 54.75 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 28939. | Perry (winterzero) | 54.75 | 95% | 2014-05-18 |
| 28940. | Bayu (surfprice) | 54.75 | 94% | 2012-09-01 |
| 28941. | Guest (njdarton) | 54.75 | 94% | 2011-05-20 |
| 28942. | Mack (alhawks) | 54.74 | 93% | 2017-05-27 |
| 28943. | Amr (amr_emara) | 54.74 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 28944. | nadim (nod_jaguar) | 54.74 | 93% | 2014-07-02 |
| 28945. | pavelexpertov (pavelexpertov) | 54.74 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 28946. | Pamela (pamela) | 54.74 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |