The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23026. | Adam (apollo1) | 67.17 | 95% | 2015-11-11 |
| 23027. | Yash (yash23) | 67.16 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 23028. | JSlyk (jslyk) | 67.16 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 23029. | Jonny (karunakaruna) | 67.16 | 89% | 2011-06-17 |
| 23030. | Mari (cool3eb) | 67.16 | 98% | 2011-06-07 |
| 23031. | Chance (chances019) | 67.16 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
| 23032. | michael (mlam10293) | 67.15 | 94% | 2016-01-09 |
| 23033. | A (terrible_penguin) | 67.15 | 98.5% | 2023-05-30 |
| 23034. | Jhin (jhin4) | 67.15 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 23035. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 67.15 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 23036. | TheHurriedRabbit (thehurrie... | 67.15 | 95% | 2023-04-21 |
| 23037. | Marlo (the_law_ph) | 67.15 | 94% | 2021-05-10 |
| 23038. | Tyler (exilereject) | 67.15 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 23039. | Neilio (lagwagone) | 67.15 | 98% | 2014-10-13 |
| 23040. | Mark (texasranger) | 67.15 | 94% | 2012-03-18 |
| 23041. | Honda (elnaz) | 67.15 | 97% | 2012-04-28 |
| 23042. | urhaairybllsck (urhaairybll... | 67.14 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 23043. | Roz (roz5) | 67.14 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 23044. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 67.14 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 23045. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 67.14 | 94% | 2017-02-17 |
| 23046. | Josh (mysticboy) | 67.14 | 92% | 2015-04-22 |
| 23047. | Marko (m_boychuk) | 67.13 | 96.9% | 2023-05-25 |
| 23048. | David (david_nguyen21) | 67.13 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 23049. | Joe (joedaho) | 67.13 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 23050. | grerple (grerple) | 67.13 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 23051. | Rus (ruzzzz) | 67.13 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 23052. | ricky (rickysingh2004) | 67.13 | 95% | 2015-03-09 |
| 23053. | Grzegorz (gorix) | 67.12 | 99% | 2016-11-27 |
| 23054. | Parvez (par_vez) | 67.12 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 23055. | sat (sattypants) | 67.12 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |