The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23823. | Mark (ccc36933) | 76.78 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 23824. | Andrew (slurryx) | 76.78 | 84% | 2012-10-13 |
| 23825. | Lance (lancelot_29) | 76.77 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 23826. | stephen (mr_tofu) | 76.77 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 23827. | Danko (dankogl) | 76.77 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 23828. | Cole (cole_denson) | 76.76 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 23829. | TheDawnbreaker (alexheller) | 76.76 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 23830. | Ryan (tynamo) | 76.76 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23831. | Jack (jaacklarge979) | 76.76 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 23832. | gabe (gaberhone) | 76.76 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 23833. | fikki (fikki) | 76.76 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 23834. | Batir (vinip) | 76.76 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 23835. | 「社長」 (gamerzx) | 76.76 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 23836. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 76.76 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 23837. | Chien (xuanchien) | 76.76 | 96% | 2012-03-18 |
| 23838. | CJ (cannedair) | 76.76 | 95% | 2017-03-29 |
| 23839. | BABA (viku_y) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 23840. | Bananas (oh_bananas) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 23841. | Blitzkov (dadamarkersinger) | 76.75 | 97% | 2016-02-02 |
| 23842. | hilioko (hoshikoko) | 76.75 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 23843. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 76.75 | 91% | 2017-01-16 |
| 23844. | tommy (tommyfall) | 76.75 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 23845. | Riada (riadadvorak) | 76.75 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 23846. | Ryo (roytimuza) | 76.75 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 23847. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 76.74 | 96% | 2011-05-30 |
| 23848. | JackBurst (jackburst) | 76.74 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 23849. | bakfa (bakfa) | 76.74 | 89% | 2015-01-24 |
| 23850. | Omar (decapod) | 76.74 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 23851. | lucious (lucioustony) | 76.74 | 96% | 2016-01-09 |
| 23852. | boaz (boaz) | 76.74 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |