I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15111. | The Senate (itstreasonthen) | 76.80 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 15112. | Rae (gigimarie) | 76.80 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 15113. | The Flash (ozymandiasmoses) | 76.79 | 97.6% | 2023-10-20 |
| 15114. | Jonah (beans_pete_beans_pete) | 76.79 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 15115. | Bob (bobderbauer) | 76.79 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15116. | Mapko (buffi) | 76.79 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 15117. | Rainer (rainer_) | 76.78 | 94.3% | 2024-12-29 |
| 15118. | ninie (takoyujin) | 76.78 | 96% | 2025-03-29 |
| 15119. | BananaChiu (bananachiu) | 76.78 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 15120. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 76.78 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 15121. | percival (samuelnirina) | 76.78 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 15122. | Aldas (aldas25) | 76.78 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 15123. | Marco (oblq) | 76.78 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 15124. | Skeptic (haseebulhamza) | 76.78 | 99.4% | 2021-03-01 |
| 15125. | Gregorio (dervock) | 76.78 | 95% | 2017-04-07 |
| 15126. | Adriana (adriana11) | 76.77 | 98.8% | 2023-11-28 |
| 15127. | lucy (royaltoe) | 76.76 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 15128. | Skraber (vilfred) | 76.76 | 95% | 2025-01-20 |
| 15129. | Zoljargal (itsnotzoloo) | 76.76 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 15130. | thach (vngoct1) | 76.76 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15131. | (narzzz) | 76.76 | 94% | 2022-03-27 |
| 15132. | idon'tlike Reality it'ski... | 76.75 | 95% | 2026-05-19 |
| 15133. | trashkidd (blakiu) | 76.75 | 99% | 2023-05-29 |
| 15134. | Avery (skipperbud) | 76.75 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 15135. | Mario (fast_as_fucc_boi) | 76.75 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 15136. | tstats[totet] (totet) | 76.75 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 15137. | huddled (haraldgb) | 76.75 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15138. | عبد الرØيم الهØ... | 76.74 | 96% | 2025-07-24 |
| 15139. | Stephen (goldenxiaower) | 76.74 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 15140. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 76.74 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |