The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12515. | (irish_) | 41.14 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 12516. | (bigkahuna) | 41.14 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 12517. | Rafoz (wireless9) | 41.14 | 92% | 2021-05-09 |
| 12518. | (behemoth) | 41.14 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 12519. | (oppazin) | 41.13 | 94% | 2022-08-09 |
| 12520. | (elvzrr) | 41.13 | 97.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 12521. | Abhiram (abhiramravi) | 41.13 | 90% | 2011-09-13 |
| 12522. | (ectelion) | 41.12 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 12523. | (shanmukha) | 41.12 | 95% | 2022-05-06 |
| 12524. | (nat11442) | 41.12 | 99% | 2016-09-20 |
| 12525. | (sinchichiu) | 41.12 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 12526. | (regineventura) | 41.12 | 97% | 2013-05-18 |
| 12527. | (airwide) | 41.11 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12528. | (neo007) | 41.11 | 94% | 2013-12-19 |
| 12529. | (maniac1) | 41.11 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 12530. | (erlang) | 41.11 | 98% | 2012-03-14 |
| 12531. | (mme2002) | 41.10 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 12532. | (royal_dragon) | 41.10 | 93% | 2023-07-24 |
| 12533. | (ravenx9) | 41.10 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 12534. | (krishnakapri) | 41.10 | 96% | 2017-03-23 |
| 12535. | (yash_vish) | 41.09 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 12536. | (usaama_j) | 41.09 | 93% | 2022-12-31 |
| 12537. | (mataioo) | 41.09 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 12538. | (kklin0115) | 41.09 | 94% | 2023-09-04 |
| 12539. | (scakmak) | 41.09 | 90% | 2015-12-02 |
| 12540. | (greywardens) | 41.09 | 89% | 2014-04-30 |
| 12541. | (tomasz276) | 41.09 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 12542. | (hornet) | 41.09 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 12543. | Jeff (charsapoo) | 41.09 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 12544. | (username0531) | 41.08 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |