So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31141. | Crypt1k (crypt1k) | 50.45 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 31142. | It's me! (tuppence) | 50.45 | 92% | 2015-04-05 |
| 31143. | kunchhok (kunpay) | 50.45 | 95% | 2016-09-30 |
| 31144. | Tobias (tobbemias) | 50.45 | 84% | 2014-08-09 |
| 31145. | thapakazi (ceasors) | 50.45 | 89% | 2013-08-13 |
| 31146. | Melissa (bassoonenough) | 50.45 | 97% | 2014-10-27 |
| 31147. | Aaron (jacob2dev) | 50.44 | 95% | 2023-05-16 |
| 31148. | Dhruv (lord_benjamin) | 50.44 | 94% | 2023-04-02 |
| 31149. | Ninagawa (savioursage) | 50.44 | 93% | 2013-02-26 |
| 31150. | Mitch (mrm1120) | 50.43 | 84% | 2016-04-15 |
| 31151. | Lkhagva (eyemgdi) | 50.43 | 93% | 2015-09-14 |
| 31152. | Sanjarbek (uzproger) | 50.43 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 31153. | Aditya (alex_ander007) | 50.43 | 93% | 2015-07-23 |
| 31154. | tamer (tamer) | 50.43 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 31155. | Manish (manish_joshi) | 50.43 | 94% | 2019-01-27 |
| 31156. | Andreja (andreja) | 50.43 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 31157. | Mr (hishamsayed) | 50.42 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 31158. | EMENIKE (emenike) | 50.42 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 31159. | roshan (rowri) | 50.42 | 97% | 2012-07-31 |
| 31160. | kìêL♠(kiel10) | 50.42 | 81% | 2014-12-26 |
| 31161. | SpecialGuest (fingersofsteel) | 50.42 | 93% | 2013-02-18 |
| 31162. | Mustlyn (mustlyn) | 50.41 | 94% | 2023-07-11 |
| 31163. | aashr14 (aashr14) | 50.41 | 95% | 2023-07-21 |
| 31164. | Derek (pieeater289) | 50.41 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 31165. | M4L1AS (m4l1as) | 50.41 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 31166. | Janko (jpirih) | 50.41 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 31167. | ਹਰਮਨਦੀਪ ਕà©... | 50.41 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 31168. | Shynggys (shynggys_kassen) | 50.40 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
| 31169. | Anson (bluelightning2018) | 50.40 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 31170. | dinger (kupshy) | 50.40 | 89% | 2016-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |