Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3296. | (ntandem) | 68.80 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3297. | Kevin (mellowtoucan) | 68.79 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3298. | Raadek (knr24) | 68.79 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 3299. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 68.78 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 3300. | yappa (yappa99_rc) | 68.77 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 3301. | Acesulfame K (acesulfame_k) | 68.76 | 98% | 2018-06-20 |
| 3302. | Mary (marho17) | 68.75 | 95% | 2019-07-15 |
| 3303. | Emil (zelciux) | 68.74 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 3304. | Paul (pjpage) | 68.73 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 3305. | David (klassmagicer17) | 68.73 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 3306. | Luke (lrvideckis1) | 68.72 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3307. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 68.72 | 95% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3308. | Skum (crow7) | 68.71 | 93% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3309. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 68.71 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3310. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 68.71 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 3311. | Robert (rsiwerz) | 68.71 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 3312. | Kay (rowla) | 68.70 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3313. | Lumen (nadirank) | 68.69 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 3314. | Athenaithan (pxie7) | 68.68 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 3315. | Mehul (mraheja99) | 68.68 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3316. | N (jaripozz) | 68.68 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3317. | piglet (slaylet) | 68.67 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3318. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 68.67 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 3319. | Andrè (andrree) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3320. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 68.64 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3321. | M (myles_jb) | 68.64 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3322. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 68.64 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3323. | 🌊 (momentai) | 68.63 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3324. | Abbad (abbadv) | 68.63 | 95% | 2018-06-07 |
| 3325. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 68.63 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |