So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1828. | Minh (odebonbon) | 115.14 | 98% | 2013-10-19 |
| 1829. | Slow (i_type_so_slow) | 115.13 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 1830. | Elijah (elijah0100) | 115.12 | 97% | 2013-03-08 |
| 1831. | Brux (bruxsc) | 115.12 | 95% | 2015-12-28 |
| 1832. | Jacob (x1jacob) | 115.12 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 1833. | jieun (bunnypenguin) | 115.11 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1834. | Non-quit (hitman2207) | 115.10 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 1835. | jason (jeissoni) | 115.10 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 1836. | (zealindaus) | 115.09 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 1837. | Jacob (oracle) | 115.09 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 1838. | Light (lightpuma) | 115.09 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 1839. | Andrew (sc4fpse) | 115.09 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 1840. | LLW (llw1) | 115.08 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 1841. | akux (akux) | 115.08 | 90% | 2017-05-12 |
| 1842. | august (torikago) | 115.07 | 94% | 2013-02-06 |
| 1843. | Matt (dizzi445) | 115.07 | 95% | 2013-10-21 |
| 1844. | Joan (pilky01) | 115.06 | 95% | 2015-02-18 |
| 1845. | Scott (oooops) | 115.06 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 1846. | roundbox (roundbox) | 115.06 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 1847. | x from csi (mrxpress) | 115.06 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 1848. | Ryan (enzo_is_a_baws) | 115.05 | 96% | 2012-08-16 |
| 1849. | Mahmood Thompson (mat_i) | 115.04 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 1850. | kelvish (kelvish) | 115.04 | 97% | 2011-10-09 |
| 1851. | esi (esibun) | 115.03 | 98% | 2012-09-09 |
| 1852. | Janook (janook) | 115.03 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 1853. | Somar (somar) | 115.02 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 1854. | emily (kingemly) | 115.02 | 96% | 2014-01-28 |
| 1855. | snails (hovermind) | 115.02 | 99% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1856. | Mark (taifighterm) | 115.01 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 1857. | Eremancer (eremancer) | 115.01 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |