So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27313. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 57.15 | 94% | 2013-12-13 |
| 27314. | Jay Jo (jay20051209) | 57.15 | 98.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 27315. | Jomar (jomar1017) | 57.15 | 85% | 2014-09-03 |
| 27316. | Visha (16vxparmar08) | 57.15 | 87% | 2012-01-26 |
| 27317. | Hannah (nybaby22) | 57.15 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 27318. | Emily (deathsaura) | 57.15 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 27319. | Sai Venkat (ksvr) | 57.14 | 97.1% | 2023-06-15 |
| 27320. | Abdou (abdoulabani1) | 57.14 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 27321. | Sam Vo (hamy) | 57.14 | 98% | 2014-05-21 |
| 27322. | peter (peterfromtaiwan) | 57.14 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 27323. | George (nikosson) | 57.14 | 88% | 2017-03-11 |
| 27324. | Arijit (arijit_basu) | 57.14 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 27325. | Brian (tpakho96) | 57.13 | 99% | 2023-01-19 |
| 27326. | Pravin (pravinguna) | 57.13 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 27327. | Luke (lukedude123) | 57.13 | 85% | 2014-04-11 |
| 27328. | bao (baothang) | 57.13 | 94% | 2011-10-02 |
| 27329. | kuluk (analton) | 57.12 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 27330. | Tyler (tylerl414) | 57.12 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 27331. | Matthew (zozzilla) | 57.12 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
| 27332. | C.Rouen🇰🇭 (rouenpro) | 57.12 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 27333. | Pawat (pawat0007) | 57.12 | 88% | 2014-09-28 |
| 27334. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 57.11 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 27335. | Paul (pfelto) | 57.11 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 27336. | Real (real_zeus) | 57.11 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 27337. | Omkar (omkardalvi001) | 57.11 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 27338. | Adi33 (aditutu69) | 57.11 | 91% | 2011-08-04 |
| 27339. | Lucas (l_u_c_a_s) | 57.10 | 95% | 2022-01-27 |
| 27340. | Rael (duytvking) | 57.10 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 27341. | Atabek (atabekarapov14) | 57.10 | 94% | 2020-12-17 |
| 27342. | Sorgalim (sorgalim) | 57.10 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |