As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9157. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 86.29 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 9158. | Mikechun (mikechun) | 86.29 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9159. | brazos party (x___x) | 86.29 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 9160. | . (evanisme) | 86.29 | 97% | 2016-10-09 |
| 9161. | Hubert (hube04) | 86.28 | 98.2% | 2024-06-29 |
| 9162. | Sentai (sentai421) | 86.28 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 9163. | mustang (mustang51) | 86.28 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 9164. | Sophie Feldman (doodlefinny) | 86.27 | 95.5% | 2024-02-13 |
| 9165. | Noah (noahkenney2) | 86.26 | 98.4% | 2023-11-22 |
| 9166. | Aadil Khond (bruce_w) | 86.26 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 9167. | serene (serene88life) | 86.26 | 96% | 2025-09-01 |
| 9168. | Kristin (tchncolorcupcake) | 86.26 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9169. | Justin (flamebun) | 86.26 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 9170. | Alan (senseichen) | 86.25 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 9171. | Fiji (fijired2) | 86.24 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9172. | Galamb (galamb) | 86.24 | 95.4% | 2023-11-21 |
| 9173. | Maciej (rotthin) | 86.23 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 9174. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 86.23 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 9175. | Nikhil (quill_workman) | 86.23 | 98.2% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9176. | Edward (edwardchen) | 86.23 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 9177. | Emeff (jefflar) | 86.22 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 9178. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 86.22 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9179. | EJ (clarencedc) | 86.22 | 97.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9180. | Giles (gga_) | 86.22 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 9181. | jellypop (endyprince) | 86.22 | 93% | 2017-02-09 |
| 9182. | Meio (meio) | 86.21 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 9183. | YowMamaSoFat (miko21mariano) | 86.21 | 98.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9184. | Jackson (jacksondean) | 86.21 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 9185. | Eric (envyhope) | 86.21 | 97.1% | 2025-05-03 |
| 9186. | (strongly_typed_enigmak) | 86.20 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |