And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20351. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 78.26 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 20352. | Quang (lavecoi) | 78.26 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| 20353. | el7azeen (el7azeen) | 78.26 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 20354. | John (zonage) | 78.25 | 94% | 2013-10-29 |
| 20355. | Rohan (icenaryhr) | 78.25 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 20356. | Maanas (maanas29) | 78.25 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 20357. | Matt66inNY (mattwal66) | 78.25 | 98% | 2015-06-11 |
| 20358. | VinÃcius (stdcoutvinicius) | 78.25 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 20359. | JoYo (joyojo) | 78.25 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
| 20360. | Eric (rzepkae) | 78.25 | 96% | 2011-06-15 |
| 20361. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 78.24 | 96.6% | 2023-06-21 |
| 20362. | figher2016 (fighter2016) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 20363. | Julie (pinkdaisy) | 78.24 | 97% | 2013-10-07 |
| 20364. | Durum (durumpitta) | 78.24 | 98% | 2015-10-25 |
| 20365. | Hoa (billybobstuff) | 78.23 | 97.3% | 2023-05-26 |
| 20366. | Peter (goatlike) | 78.23 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 20367. | Nikko Solleza (nickleodon08) | 78.22 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 20368. | Ben (bendaniel10) | 78.22 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 20369. | KuuCya (kuucya) | 78.22 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 20370. | Serv (servgd) | 78.22 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 20371. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 78.22 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 20372. | james (tennis1) | 78.22 | 98% | 2012-07-29 |
| 20373. | wilson (theriyucky) | 78.22 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 20374. | Hichael (rotibom) | 78.22 | 97% | 2015-03-30 |
| 20375. | Zechery (jet_jaguar) | 78.22 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 20376. | Carl (draori) | 78.21 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
| 20377. | Vikram (indian_vikarm) | 78.21 | 97.2% | 2023-06-13 |
| 20378. | kimhong01 (kimmong) | 78.21 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 20379. | dsa8 (dsa8) | 78.21 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20380. | Love (nicklove) | 78.21 | 94% | 2014-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |