As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12893. | DaVinky (xxlarrylegendxx) | 76.90 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
12894. | Liam (goals1001) | 76.90 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
12895. | jan Inasi (fiszbiny) | 76.89 | 96.9% | 2023-10-28 |
12896. | Salem (slomy0010) | 76.89 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
12897. | Suthep (suthep) | 76.89 | 93% | 2015-04-26 |
12898. | Andrew (rentor) | 76.89 | 95% | 2016-03-05 |
12899. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 76.89 | 93% | 2017-05-17 |
12900. | MuchoHombre (muchohombre) | 76.88 | 94% | 2024-03-20 |
12901. | cj (mp7maniac) | 76.88 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
12902. | Patrick (w_1nfinitum) | 76.87 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
12903. | kristina (puresparkles) | 76.87 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
12904. | abi19911 (abi19911) | 76.87 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
12905. | Saurabh (saurabhkarki) | 76.87 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
12906. | Ismail (aismail90) | 76.87 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
12907. | Shekhar (shekhark) | 76.87 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
12908. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 76.87 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
12909. | Ross (rosstafaria) | 76.86 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
12910. | Grubbelt (grubbelt) | 76.86 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
12911. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 76.86 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
12912. | Elliot (mehmets_dunder) | 76.86 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
12913. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 76.86 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
12914. | Teodor (demreps) | 76.85 | 91% | 2016-02-14 |
12915. | Jack (stannisthegrammarist) | 76.85 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
12916. | Zehady (brishtiteveja) | 76.85 | 97% | 2015-04-21 |
12917. | Kyle (wildstar) | 76.84 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
12918. | Jackie (jackie3923) | 76.84 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
12919. | IPolar_ (ipolar48_) | 76.84 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
12920. | Leo (leotwelve) | 76.84 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
12921. | Huoi (huy_truong_le) | 76.84 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
12922. | Emerson (kasai_moyasu) | 76.84 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |