As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10245. | Kris (joemamacita) | 82.92 | 97.1% | 2023-11-11 |
| 10246. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 82.92 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 10247. | OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) | 82.91 | 97.6% | 2024-06-05 |
| 10248. | Ty (practice65) | 82.91 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 10249. | bird (birdazzz) | 82.91 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 10250. | they used to say we would n... | 82.91 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 10251. | Juno (tempting) | 82.91 | 95% | 2015-08-22 |
| 10252. | Annie (justaveragetyper) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 10253. | Con (condoriano4761) | 82.90 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 10254. | Andrew (swissarmyman) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 10255. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 82.90 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 10256. | abhishek (abk_k) | 82.89 | 97% | 2024-08-21 |
| 10257. | David (quac) | 82.89 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10258. | TalentedViolet (talentedvio... | 82.88 | 96.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 10259. | daniel (daniel8028) | 82.88 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 10260. | me_irl (powderer) | 82.88 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 10261. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 82.87 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
| 10262. | Alexander (alexanderfzz) | 82.87 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10263. | Prabhakar (gkprabhakar) | 82.87 | 98% | 2015-09-02 |
| 10264. | Liammm (li4mmm) | 82.87 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10265. | Jetskii (jetskiisan) | 82.87 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 10266. | school (modernmarauder) | 82.87 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 10267. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 82.86 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 10268. | JV (jibs12) | 82.86 | 97.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 10269. | Missy (lovelydy) | 82.86 | 98% | 2016-07-28 |
| 10270. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 82.85 | 96.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 10271. | Kevin (trunkate) | 82.85 | 94% | 2017-02-12 |
| 10272. | Salad (saladspoon) | 82.85 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 10273. | FIveyyy (lufyyy) | 82.85 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10274. | Seth (purolium) | 82.85 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |