The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9592. | Brian (euphoria101) | 90.07 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 9593. | Rob (akelectronicsllc) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 9594. | Jeffrey (jeff3yan) | 90.06 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 9595. | Harrison (hbguy1234) | 90.06 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 9596. | phil (ronald12) | 90.06 | 94% | 2013-07-31 |
| 9597. | Anil (merl1nn) | 90.05 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 9598. | Nibit (nibit) | 90.05 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9599. | Love you Reckful (iwonlife) | 90.05 | 95% | 2020-11-14 |
| 9600. | Frank (highblood) | 90.05 | 98% | 2013-06-29 |
| 9601. | Jesse (senna1) | 90.05 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 9602. | Apple (samiryounan37) | 90.05 | 90% | 2012-03-24 |
| 9603. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 90.05 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 9604. | Eric (zaknafindel) | 90.04 | 97% | 2014-08-18 |
| 9605. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9606. | SLADE99 (slade99) | 90.04 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 9607. | Nina (ninalam) | 90.04 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 9608. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 90.03 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 9609. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 90.03 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 9610. | DrApe (howardshan) | 90.03 | 96% | 2014-05-09 |
| 9611. | YOUR DAD IS SEXY & HANDSOME... | 90.03 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9612. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 90.03 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 9613. | ren (lapoica) | 90.03 | 90% | 2011-12-08 |
| 9614. | Azhar (azhar) | 90.03 | 100% | 2015-02-20 |
| 9615. | Anton (frjoachim) | 90.03 | 97% | 2016-01-15 |
| 9616. | Milo (milokov) | 90.02 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9617. | Enver (enverhoxha) | 90.02 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 9618. | Fat (fatmonkeyman991) | 90.02 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 9619. | Shane (wakalaka) | 90.02 | 92% | 2012-06-25 |
| 9620. | Aseem (reigning_king) | 90.02 | 99% | 2016-05-20 |
| 9621. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 90.02 | 97% | 2012-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |