So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27945. | Jackie (jackie8848) | 56.09 | 94% | 2013-06-17 |
| 27946. | John (jschonme) | 56.08 | 91% | 2015-02-21 |
| 27947. | Meghan (reader_meg) | 56.08 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 27948. | Nick (nickninjax) | 56.08 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 27949. | Doan (zzzhzzz) | 56.08 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 27950. | Ikhbayar (u_mad_bruh_ikhee) | 56.08 | 94% | 2021-03-08 |
| 27951. | Lukasz (lpodolski) | 56.08 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 27952. | Ruk (ketchbar) | 56.08 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 27953. | Aboxgwer (aboxthetyper) | 56.08 | 97% | 2020-01-05 |
| 27954. | dotyper (dotyper) | 56.08 | 91% | 2012-05-16 |
| 27955. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 56.08 | 94% | 2015-12-21 |
| 27956. | Vanilka (vanilka) | 56.07 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 27957. | BLAMJAM (cult) | 56.07 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 27958. | Taylor (taystyle124) | 56.07 | 92% | 2013-12-24 |
| 27959. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 56.07 | 88% | 2015-05-19 |
| 27960. | jane (janepillowcute) | 56.07 | 98% | 2013-03-18 |
| 27961. | cris (rosehip) | 56.06 | 95% | 2022-10-14 |
| 27962. | jackson (jksn) | 56.06 | 95% | 2023-01-06 |
| 27963. | Rounaq (rjalfa) | 56.06 | 93% | 2021-01-03 |
| 27964. | Iandika (yandk94) | 56.06 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 27965. | Halil (lilko) | 56.04 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 27966. | Bukhtaver (bat7722) | 56.04 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 27967. | obama (balduin) | 56.04 | 92% | 2018-01-22 |
| 27968. | batbaven (baislow) | 56.03 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 27969. | Ryan (ryantam279) | 56.03 | 94% | 2021-01-24 |
| 27970. | Jukes (aspire_23jordan) | 56.03 | 92% | 2015-08-02 |
| 27971. | Karim (karim_r) | 56.03 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 27972. | Nishant (nishantp9) | 56.03 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 27973. | Irfan (irfan3) | 56.03 | 95% | 2013-07-28 |
| 27974. | Trilok (guest47) | 56.03 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |