I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3208. | Josue (jsevzq) | 61.26 | 96.3% | 2024-04-06 |
| 3209. | emo (emo2121) | 61.16 | 95% | 2025-05-22 |
| 3210. | mhdi (mhdi) | 61.15 | 94% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3211. | Ghostcar (ghostcarss) | 61.01 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3212. | King (kickpushcoast) | 60.87 | 96.4% | 2025-03-13 |
| 3213. | TRex (trexeatyou) | 60.79 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3214. | curious_crow (curious_crow) | 60.75 | 93.5% | 2023-12-25 |
| 3215. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 60.74 | 94% | 2024-11-25 |
| 3216. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 60.40 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 3217. | KD (_k_d_) | 60.37 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3218. | R (mrbluenut) | 60.36 | 95% | 2023-11-30 |
| 3219. | JkillahR (jkillahr) | 60.28 | 94.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 3220. | ShouHei (fenrir0199) | 60.16 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3221. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 60.05 | 95.4% | 2025-02-03 |
| 3222. | Razel Aguilar (zelming18) | 59.80 | 95% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3223. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 59.79 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3224. | Rory O'Kane (rorydcfc) | 59.34 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3225. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 59.27 | 96.8% | 2023-06-29 |
| 3226. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 59.24 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3227. | Jasper (ajaystr) | 59.17 | 93.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3228. | Sarvesh (sarvesh__) | 58.98 | 97.9% | 2024-05-24 |
| 3229. | omaha_typist (omaha_typist) | 58.93 | 95.3% | 2024-05-13 |
| 3230. | yudax (yudax42) | 58.85 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 3231. | Bokhalid (bokhalid) | 58.84 | 96.7% | 2024-05-30 |
| 3232. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 58.79 | 95.7% | 2024-08-09 |
| 3233. | inBits (bitsinbits) | 58.72 | 95% | 2024-05-12 |
| 3234. | DragonClaw (darthrevan0) | 58.58 | 95.3% | 2024-02-15 |
| 3235. | kallukalia (kallu_kalia) | 58.43 | 95% | 2025-05-30 |
| 3236. | jurc (cruj) | 58.23 | 95.4% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3237. | bakamilk (bakamilk) | 58.16 | 94.1% | 2023-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |