Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1301. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 93.86 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 1302. | Gareth (morpen8) | 93.84 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1303. | THE KID (nschattner) | 93.76 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1304. | cruise control (terminator_... | 93.72 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1305. | Albert (jabamabird) | 93.70 | 98% | 2018-12-31 |
| 1306. | Daniel (butteryscotch) | 93.68 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 1307. | Sai (justnov) | 93.68 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1308. | Alexander (duncansa) | 93.67 | 99% | 2019-08-02 |
| 1309. | padoru (padoru69) | 93.67 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1310. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 93.65 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 1311. | BahDude (majduddin8) | 93.63 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1312. | Retep (slothlike) | 93.61 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1313. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 93.61 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1314. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 93.60 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1315. | Grandhal (grandhal) | 93.58 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1316. | 0 (gochoo) | 93.52 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1317. | Roar (rorsyl) | 93.50 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1318. | kj (crioyri) | 93.49 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 1319. | . (trihard7) | 93.49 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1320. | SneakySnep (dani021) | 93.48 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1321. | XrXr (xrxr) | 93.48 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 1322. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 93.48 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 1323. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 93.48 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1324. | leanna (lebanana) | 93.47 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1325. | Chet (chetbaker) | 93.44 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1326. | Tommy (supertommy64) | 93.43 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1327. | Gary (glei0011) | 93.42 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1328. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 93.42 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 1329. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 93.42 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1330. | Kauzki (flippityy) | 93.38 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |