As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20825. | MoB (mustigon) | 59.02 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 20826. | Benedek (pbeni05) | 59.02 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 20827. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 59.02 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 20828. | Bill (damici_lift) | 59.02 | 96.6% | 2023-09-27 |
| 20829. | Ak (a_cake_k) | 59.01 | 92% | 2021-10-26 |
| 20830. | nomnom27 (nomnom27) | 59.01 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 20831. | Ethan (applesyder) | 59.01 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 20832. | Husain (husainf5272) | 59.01 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 20833. | tarun (ronythakur) | 59.01 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 20834. | Mystical (mysticallgold) | 59.00 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 20835. | Clicky (ottoble) | 59.00 | 93% | 2021-05-19 |
| 20836. | Nikhil (doctor_doom) | 58.99 | 94% | 2020-03-17 |
| 20837. | cole (cole_makker) | 58.99 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 20838. | Tim (eternalwind) | 58.99 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 20839. | Patrick (pgosser01) | 58.99 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 20840. | Smanatha (househippo) | 58.99 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 20841. | Typerosaurus Rex (sweetdrift) | 58.98 | 88% | 2016-12-20 |
| 20842. | 관세음보살 (rororok) | 58.98 | 93% | 2016-07-11 |
| 20843. | Kusumio (kuzumio) | 58.97 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 20844. | Prateek (sat13) | 58.97 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 20845. | magnolia (magnoliatreebark) | 58.97 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
| 20846. | Josh (juicelrd) | 58.97 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 20847. | Yasmine (gminorsmama) | 58.97 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 20848. | Matei (asteroidul_x) | 58.97 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 20849. | Rylez (rylezyt) | 58.97 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 20850. | Osama (osama_alkhodairy) | 58.97 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 20851. | shigi (shigi) | 58.96 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 20852. | Yoby (yobynad) | 58.96 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 20853. | della (della_a) | 58.96 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
| 20854. | Phukuneake (phukun_1156) | 58.95 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |