As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13233. | mil (you_sorta_sus) | 72.46 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
13234. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 72.46 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
13235. | Xun (xunboyy) | 72.46 | 98% | 2016-10-12 |
13236. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 72.46 | 90% | 2016-08-20 |
13237. | Hyunee (shlee) | 72.46 | 95% | 2019-08-09 |
13238. | Nice (crusherbg) | 72.45 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
13239. | Petar (petar17) | 72.45 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
13240. | Bingsong (bingsongbingsong) | 72.45 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
13241. | Effie (blatherskite) | 72.45 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
13242. | Darjinero (darjinero) | 72.45 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
13243. | Sergey (serg123) | 72.45 | 95% | 2016-01-03 |
13244. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 72.45 | 98% | 2016-07-06 |
13245. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 72.44 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
13246. | kenny (kennyabitua) | 72.44 | 91% | 2016-01-11 |
13247. | SuprDewd (suprdewd) | 72.44 | 82% | 2015-11-05 |
13248. | PRINCE (princemathew0777) | 72.44 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
13249. | 140 (140_wpm) | 72.43 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
13250. | Nibblet (nibbletdaking) | 72.43 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
13251. | dom (dcnguyen113) | 72.43 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
13252. | Abhinav (roronoa_2414) | 72.43 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
13253. | colemak baby (donnypbaby) | 72.43 | 97.1% | 2021-01-28 |
13254. | Luke (lukeatme) | 72.42 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
13255. | Zeona (zeonabanana) | 72.41 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
13256. | Edward (renai_05) | 72.41 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
13257. | Marco (oblq) | 72.41 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
13258. | dwiz (dwizzley) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
13259. | handsomeguy (s0me0ne) | 72.40 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
13260. | Alexey (aleksn7) | 72.40 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
13261. | ujez (ujez) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
13262. | Travis (daltrav1) | 72.40 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |