So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19832. | Brent (brentslittlecar) | 67.51 | — | 2009-09-14 |
19833. | garbung (garbung) | 67.50 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
19834. | Yaaaawn (yaaawn) | 67.50 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
19835. | raffa (scoradian) | 67.50 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
19836. | Eugene (rawners) | 67.50 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
19837. | john ray (johnray08) | 67.50 | 93% | 2013-04-23 |
19838. | Hellelujah (hellelujah) | 67.50 | 96% | 2014-02-11 |
19839. | PEter (eganpg) | 67.50 | 97% | 2014-06-26 |
19840. | Pain (pain_i5) | 67.49 | 95% | 2023-07-17 |
19841. | Neal (neealio) | 67.49 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
19842. | Molloch (molloch) | 67.49 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
19843. | stop1it (_dvorak_) | 67.49 | 92% | 2014-12-01 |
19844. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 67.49 | 90% | 2013-03-16 |
19845. | Samantha (sammie2223) | 67.49 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
19846. | Raj (raaj2rad) | 67.49 | 93% | 2013-10-07 |
19847. | Lilia (mokrica) | 67.49 | 92% | 2015-11-21 |
19848. | Michael (bbyjesus) | 67.48 | 89% | 2015-02-09 |
19849. | Kevin (210w90k3) | 67.48 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
19850. | Hashan (hashan94_) | 67.48 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
19851. | Abhinav (roronoa_2414) | 67.48 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
19852. | Brock (bgilliam55) | 67.48 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
19853. | Baris (palaska) | 67.48 | 93% | 2015-09-26 |
19854. | Brian (shjang1007) | 67.48 | 83% | 2016-11-17 |
19855. | Tia (tianotfisher) | 67.47 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
19856. | IChun (lighttodie) | 67.47 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
19857. | Karan (karanbajaj23) | 67.47 | 91% | 2014-12-14 |
19858. | Juliusz (wisechip) | 67.47 | 96.3% | 2023-10-22 |
19859. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
19860. | Luis (lcisnero) | 67.47 | 99% | 2014-11-27 |
19861. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |