The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22794. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 78.46 | 94% | 2020-07-30 |
| 22795. | Adiyansa (apwic) | 78.45 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 22796. | River2Sea (ohsheetpizza) | 78.45 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 22797. | Long (wesleylong) | 78.45 | 98.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 22798. | Rajeeb (rajeeb23k) | 78.45 | 97% | 2012-08-04 |
| 22799. | Chen (chenchen1) | 78.45 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 22800. | Brittany (1crazynubian) | 78.45 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 22801. | jennyjenjen (jennyjenjen) | 78.45 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 22802. | Maria (ladymariag) | 78.44 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 22803. | Shreebatsa (dr_bats) | 78.44 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 22804. | faisal (f_is_l_kh_n) | 78.44 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 22805. | Monotarinai (monotarinai) | 78.44 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 22806. | A (appliancejunk) | 78.44 | 100% | 2014-11-13 |
| 22807. | abnf (abnf) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 22808. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 78.44 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 22809. | DOTA (dotaism) | 78.44 | 98% | 2011-12-15 |
| 22810. | Dat (datboidoe) | 78.43 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 22811. | John Spencer (spencer) | 78.43 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 22812. | Rikard (yellyhater) | 78.43 | 95% | 2013-02-23 |
| 22813. | Rooshi (rooshi) | 78.43 | 95% | 2012-04-23 |
| 22814. | Liam (liam236) | 78.43 | 91% | 2014-09-10 |
| 22815. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 78.43 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 22816. | Ryan (nryankim) | 78.42 | 85% | 2014-11-15 |
| 22817. | Swaggiesteeze (swaggiesteeze) | 78.42 | 91% | 2014-05-22 |
| 22818. | touch me (sertouchme) | 78.42 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 22819. | Jannik (yagami7) | 78.42 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
| 22820. | Jensly (bungie0000) | 78.41 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 22821. | Joe (bubustrick) | 78.41 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 22822. | jojo (jojoball) | 78.40 | 97.1% | 2023-10-07 |
| 22823. | Not Haowei (totallynothaowei) | 78.40 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |