The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9834. | Steven (Guzz) (guzzler) | 47.27 | 87% | 2014-04-06 |
| 9835. | zar (shwetoee@gmail.com) | 47.27 | 95% | 2012-09-26 |
| 9836. | Colin (mysticmandhu) | 47.27 | 95% | 2011-08-10 |
| 9837. | King (kingblapa) | 47.27 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 9838. | A (asive) | 47.27 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 9839. | Raphi (keyslapperboy) | 47.26 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 9840. | John (apathy_incarnate) | 47.26 | 95% | 2020-03-14 |
| 9841. | AK (akganguly) | 47.26 | 96% | 2014-09-16 |
| 9842. | Henry (supitsasian) | 47.26 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 9843. | cat (catmeow1) | 47.26 | 98% | 2011-12-04 |
| 9844. | Sheeky (akiyoto) | 47.25 | 95.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9845. | Red (diamondace) | 47.25 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9846. | Christopher (droidist) | 47.25 | 93% | 2013-02-03 |
| 9847. | Eevan (lwiz) | 47.25 | 80% | 2014-03-01 |
| 9848. | Taniya (applecrazy13) | 47.25 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 9849. | Andreas (andreas) | 47.25 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 9850. | superman (lavee_singh) | 47.24 | 88% | 2015-06-16 |
| 9851. | roombin (roombin) | 47.24 | 94% | 2022-06-21 |
| 9852. | bobbejaan (bobbejaan) | 47.24 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 9853. | bradley (bradthegoat) | 47.24 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 9854. | diana (jokonda) | 47.24 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 9855. | kevin (kevin205) | 47.24 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 9856. | HeoSua (heosuaxongdzolua) | 47.24 | — | 2009-10-09 |
| 9857. | Hippily (lord_kartikey) | 47.23 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9858. | PTG (ptg_123456) | 47.22 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9859. | Jaret Escorcia (nicoyajay) | 47.22 | 94.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9860. | Nam (namcao244) | 47.22 | 89% | 2015-11-06 |
| 9861. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 47.22 | 97% | 2014-08-27 |
| 9862. | MRez (mrzrm) | 47.21 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 9863. | th (_learning_dvorak) | 47.21 | 96.7% | 2023-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |