The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28494. | Eckhardt (hummlemuffin) | 57.59 | 86% | 2016-09-06 |
| 28495. | Minh (trankhaiminh0911) | 57.58 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 28496. | LAOZIXI (seanleezhxi) | 57.58 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
| 28497. | Rigel (19roberr) | 57.58 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 28498. | eb500 (which) | 57.57 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 28499. | NATE (toweringpants) | 57.57 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 28500. | martin (tredecies) | 57.57 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 28501. | Piyush (pius_88) | 57.57 | 93% | 2012-10-20 |
| 28502. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 57.57 | 92% | 2014-09-02 |
| 28503. | Dalpat (dalpatprajapat) | 57.57 | 86% | 2013-04-17 |
| 28504. | lowkeynotash (ashleer) | 57.57 | 90% | 2017-03-07 |
| 28505. | ironcollar (rbscholtus) | 57.56 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 28506. | Azjargal (typer_knight) | 57.56 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 28507. | iRageAgainst (irageagainsti... | 57.56 | 95% | 2019-05-04 |
| 28508. | Govinda (feon) | 57.56 | 94% | 2015-01-04 |
| 28509. | Kamen (kamen08) | 57.56 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 28510. | Ruff (roofy2004) | 57.55 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 28511. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 57.55 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 28512. | Drag (frare) | 57.55 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 28513. | mamal (mamal) | 57.55 | 89% | 2014-05-23 |
| 28514. | Tomas (funtom) | 57.55 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 28515. | FieryPotato (ackros) | 57.54 | 94% | 2015-07-15 |
| 28516. | Saurabh (saurabhjain) | 57.54 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 28517. | Áron (junkpot) | 57.54 | 90% | 2015-02-22 |
| 28518. | Przepiorka (przepiorka) | 57.53 | 95.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 28519. | Pato (patos) | 57.53 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 28520. | Rabi (rabiulislam9) | 57.53 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 28521. | Rei (reikraust) | 57.52 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 28522. | Ahmed (alektoro_) | 57.52 | 95.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 28523. | Sassy (taingdavy) | 57.51 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |