So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3535. | (ppun) | 104.58 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 3536. | (larrysw) | 104.58 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 3537. | (ilsensine) | 104.58 | — | 2008-08-15 |
| 3538. | (theworminator) | 104.56 | 96% | 2011-11-26 |
| 3539. | Chuckios (chuckios) | 104.56 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 3540. | Kevin (brahnji) | 104.55 | 99% | 2017-11-06 |
| 3541. | (eraserrain) | 104.54 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 3542. | alfa (norgesuper) | 104.54 | 91% | 2016-03-18 |
| 3543. | (thepoon02) | 104.53 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3544. | tebond (tebond) | 104.53 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 3545. | maverick (porridge) | 104.52 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 3546. | (coltdriver) | 104.51 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 3547. | (mranonymous) | 104.51 | 96% | 2011-11-02 |
| 3548. | (shaebay) | 104.51 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 3549. | Karvinen (karvinen) | 104.51 | 96% | 2013-03-09 |
| 3550. | (firehouse) | 104.51 | 97% | 2013-05-12 |
| 3551. | (rooddood) | 104.50 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3552. | (airgunner) | 104.50 | 92% | 2014-11-16 |
| 3553. | Darko (darkec) | 104.49 | 95% | 2015-02-21 |
| 3554. | (utcd) | 104.49 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 3555. | (discoorc) | 104.49 | 87% | 2016-07-06 |
| 3556. | (enrou) | 104.48 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 3557. | (shoebie22) | 104.48 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 3558. | (binonunquineist) | 104.47 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 3559. | Kris (nobigthing) | 104.46 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 3560. | (sangini10) | 104.46 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 3561. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 104.45 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| 3562. | coolfission (coolfission) | 104.45 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 3563. | Speedy (flux2k) | 104.45 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 3564. | (kshetrisurendra) | 104.45 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |