I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4931. | Key (malformant) | 102.79 | 98.3% | 2023-09-06 |
| 4932. | Jzow (jzow) | 102.79 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4933. | Liu (liusbl) | 102.79 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 4934. | 11820 (11820) | 102.78 | 96% | 2025-07-02 |
| 4935. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 102.78 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 4936. | Kimmie (bryan_kimmie) | 102.78 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 4937. | Matthew (mcm0313) | 102.78 | 97% | 2017-02-17 |
| 4938. | Meme (memetypelord) | 102.77 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 4939. | Brian (krayons) | 102.77 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 4940. | Pidguit (pidguit) | 102.75 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 4941. | us0da (us0da) | 102.75 | 97.4% | 2024-03-11 |
| 4942. | zeldris (zeldris0002) | 102.74 | 98% | 2025-04-09 |
| 4943. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 102.74 | 98.7% | 2024-09-01 |
| 4944. | Andrew (andmarek) | 102.74 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 4945. | Paii * (pichapaii) | 102.74 | 99% | 2018-07-24 |
| 4946. | Jtogsetd (jtogse822) | 102.73 | 98% | 2025-12-29 |
| 4947. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 102.72 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 4948. | roob (roobs) | 102.72 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 4949. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 102.72 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 4950. | Ryan (ihoy) | 102.72 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 4951. | Neil (neilborde) | 102.71 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 4952. | Owen (keppilion) | 102.70 | 95.8% | 2023-11-07 |
| 4953. | kyle (kyle_510___) | 102.69 | 96% | 2025-04-27 |
| 4954. | Hershey (xhersheyx) | 102.69 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 4955. | Anh (billybean__) | 102.69 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 4956. | Tom (arbutus) | 102.67 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 4957. | eggy (eggshe11s) | 102.67 | 97% | 2025-01-29 |
| 4958. | Jackson (united9jackson) | 102.67 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 4959. | neil (neil_da_nub) | 102.67 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 4960. | Cadence (cadence_workman) | 102.67 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |