Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5842. | Pla (hello312) | 101.65 | 100% | 2025-01-05 |
| 5843. | bdi (_bdi_) | 101.65 | 99% | 2020-02-27 |
| 5844. | Pranav (0rav_workman) | 101.65 | 100% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5845. | Kitt (kittysuit) | 101.65 | 100% | 2018-07-13 |
| 5846. | ju yun (schylarker) | 101.65 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 5847. | G (zger) | 101.65 | 98.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5848. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 101.65 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 5849. | Emily (expiredpickle) | 101.64 | 98% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5850. | Joe (joetelefair) | 101.63 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 5851. | julianna (sushirolleater) | 101.63 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5852. | Jonas (jonas9) | 101.63 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 5853. | J-Swizz (jewwymuffin) | 101.61 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 5854. | gjzvjzsn4 (gjzvjzsn4) | 101.60 | 98% | 2025-08-27 |
| 5855. | asparagus (vocaloidict) | 101.60 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 5856. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 101.60 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 5857. | Newton (nklflips) | 101.60 | 96.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5858. | uynx (uynx) | 101.59 | 98.1% | 2025-04-30 |
| 5859. | ravasirus (ssuri1710) | 101.59 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 5860. | (rontran) | 101.59 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 5861. | Clare (cygrnt) | 101.59 | 98% | 2025-04-03 |
| 5862. | Rizal (rizalican) | 101.59 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 5863. | Brenden (daftraven) | 101.58 | 99% | 2022-08-08 |
| 5864. | JelloFlow (jelloflow) | 101.57 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 5865. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 101.57 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 5866. | Good Luck (jajajeremy) | 101.57 | 100% | 2017-11-09 |
| 5867. | Redactably (redactably) | 101.56 | 97% | 2024-11-26 |
| 5868. | Bruno (brbeans) | 101.56 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 5869. | ... (the_sesquipedalienist) | 101.56 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 5870. | Ekar (argetlam1) | 101.56 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5871. | Adam (adamtlol) | 101.55 | 98% | 2025-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |