I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4757. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 103.56 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 4758. | ChosilogRTX (chosilogrtx) | 103.56 | 95% | 2021-12-06 |
| 4759. | ... (zagada) | 103.53 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 4760. | Daniel (kay911kay) | 103.52 | 95% | 2020-01-24 |
| 4761. | chaotist (chaotist) | 103.52 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 4762. | LegitFate (legitfate) | 103.52 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| 4763. | jeremy_bearimy (jeremy_bear... | 103.52 | 98% | 2025-11-03 |
| 4764. | RRKyu (rrkyu) | 103.52 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 4765. | HeyAlann (heyalann) | 103.52 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 4766. | Nomen (punomenals) | 103.52 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 4767. | Naba (naba0224) | 103.51 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 4768. | asepBoljug (mnien) | 103.50 | 96% | 2024-05-26 |
| 4769. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 103.50 | 97% | 2025-06-25 |
| 4770. | box jades ftw (weissu) | 103.50 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 4771. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 103.49 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 4772. | cal (cal_boy) | 103.49 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 4773. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 103.48 | 97.2% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4774. | (rontran) | 103.48 | 99% | 2021-06-01 |
| 4775. | Slowpokies (slowpokies) | 103.48 | 98% | 2017-07-03 |
| 4776. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 103.47 | 98.7% | 2024-01-22 |
| 4777. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 103.47 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4778. | ginga271 (ginga271) | 103.46 | 95.9% | 2025-01-09 |
| 4779. | Z (jaredezane) | 103.45 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 4780. | A (dicktucker) | 103.44 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 4781. | windows update (mynoseitches) | 103.44 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 4782. | Fooee (qrice) | 103.43 | 96% | 2024-12-06 |
| 4783. | 123 (bittergourd123) | 103.43 | 96.8% | 2023-12-06 |
| 4784. | Jake (wortis) | 103.42 | 99% | 2022-04-17 |
| 4785. | xav (_xavier_) | 103.42 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 4786. | Enes (eninho) | 103.42 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |