As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2659. | Liam (origma) | 109.04 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 2660. | Lapino (lapinolapidus) | 109.03 | 96.4% | 2024-05-08 |
| 2661. | redtoothj (redtoothj) | 109.03 | 96.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 2662. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 109.03 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2663. | Brian (wivo) | 109.02 | 95% | 2015-09-24 |
| 2664. | Mia (mialav) | 108.99 | 98.1% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2665. | Jimmy (zen529) | 108.99 | 100% | 2021-06-02 |
| 2666. | Dylan (coolguybro) | 108.98 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
| 2667. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 108.98 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
| 2668. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 108.97 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 2669. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 108.95 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 2670. | Eric (wojito) | 108.94 | 94% | 2015-10-02 |
| 2671. | ♥Brandon♥ (brandon_the_... | 108.94 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
| 2672. | mthd. (pjayys) | 108.92 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
| 2673. | Bingy (waesoph) | 108.90 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2674. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 108.90 | 100% | 2021-11-12 |
| 2675. | (rontran) | 108.89 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 2676. | joshua rose 🇵🇸 (joshu... | 108.88 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2677. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 108.87 | 97.6% | 2024-04-09 |
| 2678. | pauper (drsnuffulupacis) | 108.86 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 2679. | Elias (utoos) | 108.85 | 98% | 2026-04-23 |
| 2680. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 108.84 | 99% | 2017-07-05 |
| 2681. | imnotArt (winthenet) | 108.83 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
| 2682. | pprav (potato69420) | 108.82 | 97.4% | 2024-02-26 |
| 2683. | Aaron (aarontc) | 108.82 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2684. | Devine (devine13) | 108.81 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2685. | Arun (arun808) | 108.80 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 2686. | Nocturnal prime (demonixrob) | 108.79 | 99% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2687. | ((: (yeeyeehehe) | 108.79 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 2688. | Matthew (onetyperman) | 108.79 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |