Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2823. | Danq (danq) | 78.51 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2824. | John (jodo3) | 78.50 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2825. | Miguel (moonsaiyan) | 78.46 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2826. | Jasmin (thegreatdk) | 78.45 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| 2827. | Ash (aelhag) | 78.43 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2828. | Mitch (mitchns) | 78.43 | 98% | 2018-11-17 |
| 2829. | China (dvorak_king) | 78.42 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2830. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 78.41 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2831. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 78.40 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2832. | 12backvader (12backvader) | 78.40 | 98% | 2017-08-18 |
| 2833. | Alexa (drawnblue) | 78.39 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2834. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 78.39 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 2835. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 78.39 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 2836. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 78.37 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2837. | Anel (anelbeads) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2838. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 78.34 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2839. | please delete (ronthecookie) | 78.33 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2840. | John (high_def) | 78.33 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2841. | Leon (halo624) | 78.31 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2842. | khye (khyelerk) | 78.30 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2843. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 78.29 | 94% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2844. | Ibrahim (ibrahimt13) | 78.28 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 2845. | David (korqio) | 78.24 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2846. | TOP (man_stop) | 78.24 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2847. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 78.22 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2848. | David (2mill) | 78.21 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2849. | Isaac (arcanewaters) | 78.21 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 2850. | 𝕋𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕒 (tazza2) | 78.20 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 2851. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 78.20 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 2852. | Nate (thebignate) | 78.18 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |