So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7823. | Ever (everity) | 90.38 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
7824. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 90.38 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
7825. | Samuel (nurflightnin) | 90.38 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
7826. | Joseph (prospxt) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
7827. | Prinzyk (prinzyk) | 90.37 | 97% | 2012-10-01 |
7828. | Yuri (raptorx233) | 90.37 | — | 2008-09-04 |
7829. | linaaaaaa (linavo) | 90.36 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
7830. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 90.36 | 96.5% | 2021-02-17 |
7831. | Mercedes (xnoobmaster69x) | 90.36 | 99% | 2019-06-25 |
7832. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 90.36 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
7833. | error (leonhardeuler) | 90.36 | 91% | 2012-09-14 |
7834. | Alexander (floopzxd) | 90.35 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
7835. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 90.35 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
7836. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 90.35 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
7837. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 90.35 | 98% | 2016-03-09 |
7838. | Chris (chris_meng41) | 90.35 | 92% | 2015-04-09 |
7839. | 312211 (312211) | 90.34 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
7840. | aaa (jackedgar) | 90.34 | 97% | 2014-12-13 |
7841. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 90.34 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
7842. | Ron (ronnyron) | 90.34 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
7843. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 90.34 | 99% | 2019-06-22 |
7844. | 1v1MeByron (beslol) | 90.33 | 87% | 2016-08-26 |
7845. | mtizme (mtizme) | 90.33 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
7846. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 90.32 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
7847. | Ahmad (shumayal) | 90.32 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
7848. | wes (noth) | 90.32 | — | 2010-08-29 |
7849. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 90.31 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
7850. | Joseph (schmo_) | 90.31 | 97.9% | 2021-02-23 |
7851. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 90.31 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
7852. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |