As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17982. | Wayne (mcdonawa) | 60.51 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
17983. | Rasmus (rasmusmorgen) | 60.51 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
17984. | Atsubyo (atsubyo) | 60.50 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
17985. | Lancy (d_lancel0t) | 60.50 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
17986. | mohamed (oasis_66) | 60.50 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
17987. | Calvin (clee8888) | 60.49 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
17988. | John (johngillis) | 60.49 | 94% | 2021-01-16 |
17989. | Oliver (repyt_) | 60.48 | 92% | 2017-05-11 |
17990. | Panupong (pnp__) | 60.48 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
17991. | Phuong (morpheeto) | 60.48 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
17992. | pradip (07pradip) | 60.48 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
17993. | Mauritz (gamerule321) | 60.47 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
17994. | jakaction (speedjunkie) | 60.47 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
17995. | Jill (zilzili) | 60.47 | 95% | 2022-06-12 |
17996. | Sam (samvuong263) | 60.47 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
17997. | Juan illo (juanillo) | 60.47 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
17998. | Goyna (demon__rage__) | 60.46 | 97.8% | 2023-10-08 |
17999. | Nadeem (nadeemahmad560) | 60.46 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
18000. | R (rongsir) | 60.46 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
18001. | Khoi (khoilin0) | 60.46 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
18002. | . (wheelzaboo) | 60.45 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
18003. | rrono (3an_3an) | 60.45 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
18004. | Trianglateral (luckyashraj) | 60.45 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
18005. | tair (sohhab_001) | 60.44 | 95% | 2016-07-14 |
18006. | Andrei (bigloud) | 60.43 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
18007. | Nour (nourafify) | 60.42 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
18008. | Gerhard (starman319) | 60.42 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
18009. | Frank (ieatyourrice) | 60.42 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
18010. | Zena (shin3100) | 60.42 | 91% | 2015-06-25 |
18011. | Lawn (sofusboisen) | 60.41 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |