As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6647. | Chez (chezdude) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
6648. | Mariffu (mariffu) | 92.28 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
6649. | Lorenzo (lorenzo_) | 92.27 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
6650. | T0ooony (t0ooony) | 92.27 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
6651. | lizzy (blue08) | 92.27 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
6652. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 92.27 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
6653. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 92.27 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
6654. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 92.27 | 99% | 2016-02-29 |
6655. | Stan (peppawutz) | 92.26 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
6656. | Evan (wrongsandwich) | 92.26 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
6657. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 92.26 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
6658. | I (excelsiate) | 92.26 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
6659. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 92.25 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
6660. | Sean (xxsonicxx) | 92.25 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
6661. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 92.25 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
6662. | Sam (realsamxu) | 92.25 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
6663. | Ct (ct2020) | 92.24 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
6664. | Ron (ronald2) | 92.24 | 100% | 2015-06-04 |
6665. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 92.24 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
6666. | Will (wgomez1025) | 92.24 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
6667. | xBytez (xbytez) | 92.23 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
6668. | Prathamesh (pdatartech) | 92.23 | 94% | 2015-09-25 |
6669. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 92.22 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
6670. | Destiny (dmo9021) | 92.21 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
6671. | Trout (jbrunetti13) | 92.20 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
6672. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 92.20 | 98% | 2019-02-24 |
6673. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 92.20 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
6674. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 92.19 | 98.1% | 2024-01-28 |
6675. | Evan (crcd) | 92.19 | 97.2% | 2024-06-01 |
6676. | Melas (melas1) | 92.18 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |