Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3453. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 73.33 | 95% | 2019-12-09 |
| 3454. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 73.33 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3455. | Max (thebigoddone) | 73.32 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3456. | gost (akasyh) | 73.32 | 95% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3457. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 73.31 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 3458. | Sacagawea (thesacagawea) | 73.30 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 3459. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 73.29 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 3460. | Johan (keymaster10) | 73.28 | 95% | 2017-07-25 |
| 3461. | 🐌 (adas291) | 73.26 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3462. | GOYARD (goyard) | 73.26 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 3463. | Oggers (oggers) | 73.26 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3464. | Abasar (abasar) | 73.25 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 3465. | AaaaE (ken25) | 73.24 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 3466. | Tak (googlebleh) | 73.23 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 3467. | (shaun022) | 73.23 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3468. | Quang (long561) | 73.23 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 3469. | RR (thatagis) | 73.21 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3470. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 73.21 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3471. | William (willip19) | 73.21 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 3472. | Ron (ron2ron) | 73.21 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3473. | Ally (ellamoreandmommy) | 73.20 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 3474. | Para (parad) | 73.20 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3475. | 3LeggedSquid (3leggedsquid) | 73.20 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 3476. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 73.20 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3477. | Ok Boomer (tortoiseturtle) | 73.19 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 3478. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 73.19 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 3479. | Robin (pavlovscat) | 73.16 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 3480. | shui (sammi76) | 73.15 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3481. | Piyush (piyush072) | 73.15 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3482. | John (typist426) | 73.14 | 96% | 2017-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |