So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13623. | slow (anjal23) | 78.86 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 13624. | Samvel (samveland) | 78.86 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13625. | concheese (concheese) | 78.86 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13626. | Gabe (nahcocz) | 78.85 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 13627. | Patrick (patrockie123) | 78.85 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 13628. | Thomas (2baset) | 78.85 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 13629. | MaTTeO ToRnAdO F16 (yeahhhh) | 78.85 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 13630. | sho (imagestreamer) | 78.85 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 13631. | Kevin (chenboy) | 78.84 | 95% | 2020-06-03 |
| 13632. | You (howtoplay) | 78.84 | 95% | 2012-05-08 |
| 13633. | dom (d0msan) | 78.83 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13634. | Tur (tops620) | 78.83 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 13635. | Itsuki (duck_san) | 78.83 | 97.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13636. | darth (darthgeek3) | 78.83 | 95% | 2014-05-22 |
| 13637. | Steve (waggs74) | 78.82 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 13638. | Alex (alexsong) | 78.82 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 13639. | Heng (watercloset) | 78.81 | 97.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13640. | Joshua (caprious) | 78.81 | 93% | 2016-09-24 |
| 13641. | Liu (jazzkey) | 78.81 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 13642. | Adam (schimoda) | 78.81 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13643. | M (mwt3e) | 78.81 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
| 13644. | Shambassador (kptiger) | 78.81 | 90% | 2014-04-11 |
| 13645. | Frà (suicidal) | 78.81 | 91% | 2014-07-29 |
| 13646. | Miguel (steelers13) | 78.81 | 92% | 2012-05-16 |
| 13647. | Allie (romulusera) | 78.81 | 95% | 2014-04-14 |
| 13648. | Tim (bertardy) | 78.81 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
| 13649. | Tomaz (flowizard) | 78.80 | 95.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 13650. | Kat (kattvakt) | 78.80 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13651. | hi (bleuwhite) | 78.80 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 13652. | Humbble (freedom97) | 78.80 | 96% | 2023-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |