I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10962. | ionut (ionut_red) | 83.91 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 10963. | Eric (grooster99) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 10964. | z (zde4d) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 10965. | tobias (thandschin) | 83.91 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 10966. | Hasandi (sandipatriawan) | 83.91 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 10967. | Jebaited (barered278) | 83.91 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| 10968. | Jason (r_matey) | 83.90 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 10969. | DVO (dvodot) | 83.89 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 10970. | Haseeb (noob11169) | 83.89 | 97% | 2025-06-16 |
| 10971. | Joel (jsandyt9) | 83.89 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 10972. | bloomy (atsu) | 83.89 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 10973. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 83.89 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 10974. | DJ (derrejchen) | 83.88 | 90% | 2017-03-12 |
| 10975. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 83.88 | 97% | 2016-10-05 |
| 10976. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 83.87 | 97.3% | 2025-04-12 |
| 10977. | Abhinandan (abhi_jmd002) | 83.87 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 10978. | Chuchu (chuchudesu) | 83.86 | 98.3% | 2025-01-26 |
| 10979. | scubtle (scrubsworth) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 10980. | Adam (whalsey1) | 83.86 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 10981. | Chase (chasericker003) | 83.86 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 10982. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 83.86 | 95% | 2016-08-28 |
| 10983. | The Medium (themedium) | 83.85 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
| 10984. | Alex (xanfan01) | 83.85 | 88% | 2017-03-10 |
| 10985. | Evans (xerodo) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 10986. | JustJahy (justjj) | 83.85 | 96% | 2018-07-10 |
| 10987. | danielthebest (danielthebest) | 83.84 | 96.2% | 2024-12-29 |
| 10988. | mud (mudisyum) | 83.84 | 97.5% | 2024-03-15 |
| 10989. | BeanBoi (the_beanboi) | 83.83 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 10990. | Teez (evofury) | 83.83 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 10991. | skanda (skandarajeev) | 83.83 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |