As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18309. | Michael (yinyanyo3) | 65.57 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 18310. | Justin (fuzzjr101) | 65.56 | 95% | 2021-07-15 |
| 18311. | Duck (theduckracer) | 65.56 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 18312. | fish (fishhhh) | 65.55 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 18313. | Nasir (nasir_hussain) | 65.55 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 18314. | Taras (gavair) | 65.55 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
| 18315. | Anton Yang (golden_typer1) | 65.54 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 18316. | Moellie (moelong1) | 65.54 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 18317. | Emi (obitoke) | 65.54 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18318. | G-Flow (rg3000385) | 65.54 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 18319. | Romin (rominpasa) | 65.54 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 18320. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 65.54 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 18321. | Erick (erick501) | 65.53 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 18322. | Om (omkashyap007) | 65.53 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 18323. | Caleb (cabona) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 18324. | Ferrari (fluidcoder) | 65.53 | 99% | 2018-08-05 |
| 18325. | Rohan (ashavijaysukne) | 65.52 | 95% | 2016-03-29 |
| 18326. | kervin (kervinramen) | 65.52 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 18327. | pinto (pintozza) | 65.52 | 96.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 18328. | Jomari (jomari258) | 65.52 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
| 18329. | O (rollinggg) | 65.52 | 92% | 2017-02-24 |
| 18330. | Bleu (bleublix) | 65.51 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 18331. | FHVirus (fhvirus) | 65.51 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 18332. | midmeh (midmeh) | 65.51 | 96.7% | 2023-06-27 |
| 18333. | Sebastian (sebber) | 65.50 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
| 18334. | VigneshS (vicky07) | 65.50 | 88% | 2016-08-17 |
| 18335. | LogicBS (logicbs) | 65.50 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 18336. | Max (bombayduck) | 65.50 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
| 18337. | Qiu (qiuqiu6699) | 65.50 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 18338. | jed (jedhurricane) | 65.50 | 96% | 2016-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |